A certain type of person who is prone to losing balls. Do not put a ball near this person's sight or they are bound to lose it.
Boy: See you later, ball loser
Girl: Yeah, you'd lose your head if it wasn't attached to a loser.
Gus: Man why did I have to lose that ball?
Girl: Yeah, you'd lose your head if it wasn't attached to a loser.
Gus: Man why did I have to lose that ball?
by frankmasta5 June 28, 2010
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They have nothing better to do than insult people they hate via UD and this is what makes them losers.
See also:
Troll
They have nothing better to do than insult people they hate via UD and this is what makes them losers.
See also:
Troll
by UD Editor November 1, 2006
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by The_gLeek October 1, 2009
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contact with a loser or a group of losers. Can also be contracted from enviorment where one is the biggest loser. Suffered predominetly by teenagers. Symptoms include regular occurences of embarrassment, blushing, change in style of dress, lack of friends, having difficulties with usually simple social skills, and having trouble talking to attractive members of the opposite sex. Treatments include going out with friends, dating someone new, and partying.
contact with a loser or a group of losers. Can also be contracted from enviorment where one is the biggest loser. Suffered predominetly by teenagers. Symptoms include regular occurences of embarrassment, blushing, change in style of dress, lack of friends, having difficulties with usually simple social skills, and having trouble talking to attractive members of the opposite sex. Treatments include going out with friends, dating someone new, and partying.
After being unable to answer when a cute senior addressed the freshman in the hall, she realized she was suffering from chronic loseritis.
by loseritis patient March 9, 2008
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an exclamation used to express one's comic appreciation of something, generally a recent action or intangible idea.
Other acceptable spellings:
1. lahlzers
2. lolzerz(s)
3. LOLzerz(s)
Note
It is appropriate to occasionally drop the s or z at the end to lessen the intensity of the expression. The final degree of lessening the level of emotion (from "lolzer") is simply "lolz(s)." this is typically used to display almost a level of neutrality towards the previous comment, almost as if to simply acknowledge that it was said.
an exclamation used to express one's comic appreciation of something, generally a recent action or intangible idea.
Other acceptable spellings:
1. lahlzers
2. lolzerz(s)
3. LOLzerz(s)
Note
It is appropriate to occasionally drop the s or z at the end to lessen the intensity of the expression. The final degree of lessening the level of emotion (from "lolzer") is simply "lolz(s)." this is typically used to display almost a level of neutrality towards the previous comment, almost as if to simply acknowledge that it was said.
"I just shot myself in the face."
"Lolzers"
vs.
"Ouch I just stubbed my toe"
"Lolzer"
vs.
"Too bad we missed the game"
"Lolz"
"Lolzers"
vs.
"Ouch I just stubbed my toe"
"Lolzer"
vs.
"Too bad we missed the game"
"Lolz"
by James and Will March 16, 2008
Get the lolzers mug.(n) Restless Loser Syndrome is a disease some people get that causes them to keep thinking their phone is ringing/vibrating when really, it isn't. So the person keeps checking and checking their phone only to see that it never rang in the first place, making them a loser.
The origin is unknown, but the cause is said to stem from a person mistaking a light shake in the leg or an odd noise for their phone ringing.
The origin is unknown, but the cause is said to stem from a person mistaking a light shake in the leg or an odd noise for their phone ringing.
-Why do you keep looking at your phone? is someone texting you?
-No, i keep thinking it's vibrating and i check it but it's not!
-Sounds like you have RLS.
-Restless Leg Syndrome?
-No, Restless Loser Syndrome, loser!
-No, i keep thinking it's vibrating and i check it but it's not!
-Sounds like you have RLS.
-Restless Leg Syndrome?
-No, Restless Loser Syndrome, loser!
by THE_Æ June 1, 2009
Get the Restless Loser Syndrome mug.An extention of the commonly used LOL. This word connotes a giddy sense of laughter, rather than a more histerical type. Overused by annoying adolescense in another desperate seek for attention.
by The Wandering Hans March 4, 2005
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