Log cutter

your "butt hole". Your butt hole "cuts" feces
Get out of my face or I'll make you lick my log cutter!

Stick your dick in my log cutter.

Get out of my face or I'll make you lick my log cutter!

Stick your dick in my log cutter.

by CBJFORHELVETE June 21, 2018

corn log

a huge, thick peice of shit. when you touch it, it feels solid and not hollow.. it usually takes 2-5 flushes to get this bad boy in the ocean

george bush is such a corn log

by Phil May 4, 2004

log jammer

When you take a big shit and you clog up the toilet.

After not taking a shit for a couple days, i caused a log jammer in one of the toilets at school.

by Byerly May 21, 2005

re-log

when an online site wont load or loads the wrong pages and you need to log out and login again to fix it.

man my facebook confused its links so i had to re-log!

by ottoman711 November 4, 2009

off the log

A fart that passes over a piece of crap before leaving your body.

"Holy crap that fart smells horrible! It must have been off the log."

by Colin January 10, 2004

Log Cabin

Your ass.

Cindy could feel Jake knocking on the back door of her log cabin. She was nervous as it was the first time anyone or anything had entered that way before.

by Cellardoor101 October 30, 2014

water log

When a male holds their pee so long they get a boner.

Yesterday Josh got a water log at the concert because he didn't want to miss the next song.

by The hood dweller August 1, 2008