Loafin

1. To chill out/hang out
2. To simply just be chill

Yo, work this week was weak, I had to work overtime everyday, this weekend am just going to be Loafin.
Sitting at home just got pizza and am playing NHL Online #Loafin

by LoafinLife December 11, 2015

iron loaf

n. A band comprised of video game playing nerds, who write parody songs and produce music videos for mass internet consumption on ironloaf.com.

n. A hot stinky turd so hard and devoid of moisture that it is extremely rigid and resembles a turd made of iron.

n. A slab of iron formed to resemble a turd.

Dude! Did you see that Iron Loaf video, it rocked!
Yes, I saw it... you're on crack... I want my 3 minutes back.

My ass is so sore after squeezing out that iron loaf.

by dizastor November 4, 2004

sugar loaf mountain

Taking a shit and being so impressed wit it you wank on it.

Jes: "I had a such a great turd the other day I just had to 'sugar loaf mountain' that bad boy!"

by Dicky T January 2, 2008

Meat Loaf

It's not a band, it's one man. He is a singer and an actor. He played Bob in Fight Club. Yes, Bob with bitch tits. Before the bitch tits, he released some amazing records and even played a role in Rocky Horror Picture Show. Although a lot of the songs have silly lyrics and sound a little over-produced, no critic can deny that Meat Loaf has an amazing voice. It is a strong, agile, recognizable, and robust voice, made to rock. His music career has been a roller coaster that is affected by whichever producer/songwriter he works with, but his talent is something that has remained constant. Rock on, meat loaf, rock on.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

by bluwater October 15, 2004

pitch a loaf

to take a big crap

Man after that McDonalds I need to pitch a loaf

by GP February 3, 2004

pre-loaf gas

Farts you have right before taking a righteous dump. Release with extreme caution for you might find you have more than a fart hanging about in your pants. See shart
More commonly used just as pre-loaf.

This pre-loaf is making my underpants warm!

by Brown Boa November 29, 2004

split top cunt loaf

Just another way to say camel toe.

Crystal's bathing suit bottoms were so tight, it looked like she had a split top cunt loaf.

by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009