by Aeiscrei January 25, 2020
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Don’t believe a word of it mate, that geezers bang on the Lieazepam - he’d probably have a seizure if he stopped telling porkies”
Don’t believe a word of it mate, that geezers bang on the Lieazepam - he’d probably have a seizure if he stopped telling porkies”
by Grill Bill August 7, 2020
Get the Lieazepam mug.Past tense of "liejack".
Someone that falsely accuses an opponent or potential critic of the very shady thing that they're doing before they are called out for that shady thing by that opponent or potential critic.
Bystanders and third parties become confused about what is and what isn't reality, giving the liejacker a better chance of getting away with their liejacking.
Someone that falsely accuses an opponent or potential critic of the very shady thing that they're doing before they are called out for that shady thing by that opponent or potential critic.
Bystanders and third parties become confused about what is and what isn't reality, giving the liejacker a better chance of getting away with their liejacking.
The horrible man wondered what it would be like to throw a party in his neighbour's house. When his neighbour left for the weekend, leaving a house-sitter in charge of the house, the horrible man paid the house-sitter a visit, got chatting and got him blind drunk. He then threw a huge party at the house, trashing the place.
In the morning, after everyone left, the horrible man phoned the police and liejacked that the house-sitter had thrown a wild party and trashed the house whilst the neighbour had been away.
The poor house-sitter, having no memory of the night before, was arrested and lost a friend.
In the morning, after everyone left, the horrible man phoned the police and liejacked that the house-sitter had thrown a wild party and trashed the house whilst the neighbour had been away.
The poor house-sitter, having no memory of the night before, was arrested and lost a friend.
by AdLibera September 24, 2020
Get the liejacked mug.An act in which one will; 1) lie about apologizing; 2) lie while apologizing, or; 3) simultaneously do both. A highly disingenuous act that is usually relegated to the ranks of American politicians, it has recently crept into the actions/language of the common American citizen.
1) Dave hated Tim passionately, so he actually liepologized when he said that he was sorry for calling him a little twat.
2) Stacy sucked off Denise's boyfriend, but ended up feeling so bad about it, that she liepologized to her by saying that she was sorry, but didn't know he was her boyfriend.
3) After Mike was caught butt-fucking his girlfriend's sister, he liepologized to her by saying that he was sorry she was so hurt, since her sister was obviously getting reamed by some other man that looked exactly like him.
2) Stacy sucked off Denise's boyfriend, but ended up feeling so bad about it, that she liepologized to her by saying that she was sorry, but didn't know he was her boyfriend.
3) After Mike was caught butt-fucking his girlfriend's sister, he liepologized to her by saying that he was sorry she was so hurt, since her sister was obviously getting reamed by some other man that looked exactly like him.
by aesirfan1963 November 13, 2020
Get the Liepologize mug.famous twitter artist and well known struggler misa (@lIemaist) on twitter is known for their infamous struggles on jojotwt for not knowing what words such as "queef" and "fisting" mean. they can often be caught saying their famous catchphrases such as the *standing man emoji* and "yall keep mentioning creampie is it really that good?? i swear i havent seen a bakery with a dessert named like that please does it only exist on some countries or smth wtf". they are are a hilarious individual with a kind heart. they have incredible art that can be found on both @rtllemaist and @lIemaist on twitter.
person 1: have you checked the jjbastruggletwt account recently??
person 2: no, what? have they posted a new struggle??
person 1: yeah but its just the daily lIemaist struggle
person 2: no, what? have they posted a new struggle??
person 1: yeah but its just the daily lIemaist struggle
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