Vigilante Librarian Syndrome

A librarian, primarily in middle and high schools, who believes that their power to hush restless students is much more important than it actually is. They hold their power to quiet people on command up on a pedestal, for it is the only power that they possess. Rule enforcement is their primary goal, above education.

That librarian gave me a detention for asking my friend if I could borrow a pencil, she must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.

by Kittlizzpizz June 29, 2010

Liba

Sperm

Inti Liba! Used to heavily offend people in the Maltese Language

by Kros August 25, 2003

Naughty Librarian

A hottie with a brain. A little buttoned down but hot under the collar. Glasses a plus but not a requirement.

Liv Tyler, Claire Danes, Natalie Portman, Julia Stiles,

by April March 8, 2004

Sorting books in a burning library

1- Trying to accomplish something that is a monumental waste of time.
2- Wasting your energy or time on a lost cause.

There is no way your wife is letting you go to Vegas with the guys. Trying to convince her is like sorting books in a burning library.

by Bernie Lomax February 26, 2009

libfag

A stereotypical Liberal; usually one with Socialist/big government ideals.

Yeah, those libfags want to save the world by taking 70% of my income and then put me in jail for complaining about it.

by mahsah September 25, 2008

Librarily Fucked

As opposed to Royally Fucked, someone is Librarily Fucked when they lose library books that were to be returned a long time ago. Typically, these books will have been stolen, forgotten on a bus or at a café or simply gone. One is Librarily Fucked when or if the library sends multiple demands for the books return, and one has developed an irrational fear of walking past the building in which the library is situated.

"-Shit, this is my fourth notice to return that book. I don't know where it is! -Man, you are librarily fucked."

"John opened the mailbox and saw the red letters on the envelope. With trembling hands, he realized he was librarily fucked."

"-Will you go to the library with me?

- Sorry dude, I'm librarily fucked. I can't go near that place."

by Librarily Fucked nr 1 January 12, 2011

Libra

"He who can charm the birds from the trees, and pull you into his seas."

Q: you slept with him?
A: He's a libra.
Oh I see...

by Virgin Of Luck June 24, 2006