Libertarian

A person who feels that they should have the freedom to be a racist, misogynist homophobes without the hassle of being criticised. Obviously because despite being critical of others they are also a poor sensitive snowflake.

Piers Morgan is such a libertarian, complaining about the existence of vegan sausages.

by Firescientist January 13, 2020

Libertarianism

What no pussy does to a person.

Person 1: "Have you ever had relations with a woman?"

Person 2: "No, I subscribe to Libertarianism."

by SigmaBallsLigmaBalls November 5, 2021

libertarian christmas

The day che Guevara was shot by Bolivian soldiers. We celebrate by taking a shot of whiskey

Merry libertarian Christmas!!
What?
The day that racist murderer che Guevara was shot.

by HangryMasterb8r October 9, 2020

Libertarian

A modern day liberal/ communist/ socialist, etc. that claims to be anti-government/ anti-fascist/ anti-establishment. These people also tend to parrot and embrace all establishment/ media talking points and narratives that are demonstrably detrimental, in live time, to their own country.

Libertarian- “Chad attended the legalize-all-drugs and prostitution rally to preserve liberty in his country.”

by Lala1992 June 30, 2021

Libertarian

A foolish Liberal Lover who backs into door knobs for a hobby and votes for Justin Trudeau.

Hey Adrien! Grow a pair and Stop being such a Libertarian!

by CPL. Bloggins April 20, 2025

Libertarian

A libertarian is someone who wants to advance your liberty, including having limited government interference within your life, protecting constitutional rights, free market capitalism, etc.

Person 1: We need to change the entire constitution.
Person 2: As a libertarian, I believe we should not change the entire constitution. Peoples freedom and rights would die.

by anonymous February 18, 2025

Batesian Libertarianism

The political "philosophy" of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while being simultaneously insignificant and yet too egotistical for the Libertarian Party, which is actually a really difficult thing to do.

See also: lolbert

This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

by мастер Бейтс July 3, 2021