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leprechaun marriage

March 17th St Patrick’s day , when 2 leprechauns/2 short gingers are forced to get married. Only on St Patrick’s they may be married , otherwise the other humans (also known as gremlins) who demand entertainment will destroy them.

“A wise being that goes by Saito (not an inside joke) referred to this event as a“ historical moment “ he claimed that a child would be born with orange skin, and the approximate height of an Oompa Loompa” - don’t let two leprechauns have a child. -
person #1:wow is it March 17th!?
person #2:yep , u know what that means?
ginger #2:please , no.
person #1:ITS LEPRECHAUN WEDDING DAY!!
ginger2:NOOOOOOOOOOO

person #1 : What day is it today?
person #2 : leprechaun marriage.
person #1 : the hell is that?
person #2 : “Beats me, some weird group of children with strange biscuits in they’re mouths told me this”

leprechaun marriage
by Winter 冬 March 13, 2022
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Leprechaun

In the queer, non-monogamous community: a single (or otherwise available) transmasculine person who dates a couple.
So named because they are thought to be the stuff of legends, and when a true Leprechaun is identified, a couple can truly say they have followed a rainbow to a pot of gold!
Etymology: based on "unicorn": a single (or otherwise available) bisexual woman who dates a couple.
"Man, C. REALLY has those leprechaun skills! He is a thoughtful lover who divides his attention well, is self aware, and brings all the fun sex toys! 5 stars!"
by Hethre September 25, 2022
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Bloody leprechaun

The bloody leprechaun is an act usually performed by a male over the age of 60 in which he forces himself on a human with the genetic disease of dwarfism. He pounds the dwarfs tiny clitoris until the point of bloody discharge. At this point he will pull out. Lather the blood on its body. Slap it in the face and let it run around while he finishes himself off.
During the 1930's, behing the scenes of the blockbuster film The Wizard of Oz, the tin man performed a bloody leprechaun on a munchkin.
by Yet boy August 31, 2016
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Goy Boy Leprechaun

A Goy Boy, but also Ginger! Usually works in wage-cucking professions such as auto-repair shops, lawn care, plant jobs, etc.
Ricky: Damn bro, you are a lube technician and you’re GINGER?

Brandon: Yeah? What about it?!

Ricky: LMAO you’re a total Goy Boy Leprechaun!
by GoyBoyDestroyer August 8, 2025
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Peanut Butter Leprechaun

The action of covering your feet in peanut butter and smearing it on one’s window.
Someone Peanut Butter Leprechauned John’s house while he was at work!
by Coskea April 27, 2025
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Leprechaun handshake

When your wife or girlfriend gives you a hand job on St. Patrick’s Day.
Dude, I met this girl at a party last night and she gave me a leprechaun handshake!
by Rrosengurg12453 March 17, 2020
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anal leprechauns

The type of leprechaun that causes itching and can only be dispelled by anal sex or laxatives.
Baby, I got a pot of gold waiting for you. I just need you to defeat my anal leprechauns.
by Gorgonga May 20, 2024
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