Lebanese Sandpaper

This is a delicate process, and no steps should be skipped.

1. Eat a Burrito
2. Take a shit in your underpants
3. Turn them inside out and allow the larger chunks to fall off, leaving smaller residue.

4. Place them in the freezer over night
5. Invite a girl over
6. When making out, place the frozen underwear over your hand like an oven mit, and gently massage her vagaina, just like you are sanding a peice of wood with sandpaper.

John- Hey Bill, how was your first match.com date last night?
Bill- It went well, until I did the lebanese sandpaper.

John- really, my sister told me she loves when guys do that
Bill- Weird....

by I shit in urinals June 12, 2010

lebanese

coy way of saying "lesbian" in public.

(referencing two women at a bar touching and kissing...)

Barfly 1: I didn't know they are "lebanese"?!?

Barfly 2: Yeah they've been scissoring for years now.

by brklyn4 September 28, 2008

leonee

A smart girl and is awesome asf!

There goes Leonee. I wish I was as smart as her!

by Flyyyyygirl123 November 7, 2017

Lebanese Lunch

Using your tongue to remove a falafel from a woman's vagina

Hey girl you want to go have a Lebanese lunch?

by Jaboi67 July 3, 2018

Leonelly

A perfect lady with a kind heart that loves Hiden so much

“Oh look it’s Leonelly!” Hi Hiden,I love you!”

by Jesdian November 14, 2021

lebanese pussy tamer

1. That's that arab nigga that tames all them infidel pussies.
2. One who is of arab descent who makes infidel pussies drip by taking his arabconda out.

Yo, Joji101 is straight up one of them motherfuckin lebanese pussy tamers, son!

by sand_nigga January 23, 2005

Lebaneasy

A Lebanese female that is easy to have sex with, usually has multiple partners.

Man check out that Lebaneasy next to the mosque.

by MMFS September 29, 2009