by WalenskiWalenski May 21, 2018

Am a lawyer, Beatrice told Intergrity group members who thought she was a model.
Am a lawyer, she shouted on top of her voice.
Am a lawyer, she shouted on top of her voice.
by Beatrice London. May 12, 2024

If you have been injured on a construction site, whether you were working or not, you may still have a lawsuit against those who created the dangerous condition. When safety standards are not followed, equipment is poorly maintained, or job sites are not properly inspected, the risk of injuries at construction sites becomes high and you may have a case against several people o
Construction Accidents Lawyers
by sabbaghthapar June 10, 2022

A necessary evil to society; one who profits off of the complication of laws while also actively trying to make laws more complicated to raise their salary.
Client: “So, can I get a divorce?”
Lawyer: “You see, Title Code XVIII claims…”
*bills client $23k per hour*
Lawyer: “You see, Title Code XVIII claims…”
*bills client $23k per hour*
by Cyptor January 31, 2022

when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer
Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged
by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023

If someone says you have Lawyer Hands it means you're not a handy man.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.
Foo 1: we need help with this flat tire, call Edgar!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!
Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!
Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!
by fernvndooo August 14, 2022

You got a speeding ticket, Mary? Well, don't hire that Trump Lawyer with the billboard off the interstate, you'll wind up convicted of treason.
by blahblahblahblahbla May 16, 2018
