Texan Meat Lard

a 'texan meat lard' is another way to describe someone named 'dirt'

the texan meat lard (dirt) sent me this

by dirtntooty April 28, 2022

Lard Dicked Vaginpastry

Lard Dicked Vaginpastry- When you dip your dick in a tub of Lard (Fat) and put whipped cream on a vagina then insert your dick in her vaginia then do this several times then pull it out and have her lick it off your dick.

Guy: So, uh Babe what do you want to do tonight?

Girl: How about Lard Dicked Vaginpastry?

Guy: Sounds nice, I'll get the stuff.

Hobo on street: Can I join?

by Mr. Brooks 6669 February 19, 2011

600 pounds of lard

Something you’d buy on an important expedition.

“Boy, this journey sure is long. I wish we had 600 pounds of lard.”

by Lincoln Crumplenut May 4, 2022

Humongous Fat Lard

Delta’s Mom

Wow Delta’s Mom is such a Humongous Fat Lard

by Big Man Jean November 1, 2020

queasy chum bungled lard

Queasy chum bulguled lard is a squid in Tommyinits video "Minecraft lava ravine mod is the funniest"

Do you know where Queasy chum bungled lard is?

What?

by MtnDewLover29 February 5, 2021

Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.

Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Douche Grease Lard

Obeise people that don't even care to shower. Usually this person's ass crack is always showing, making people put a bullet through their heads. This terribly compliments the person's constantly greasy hair, which looks like she dumped bacon grease on it.

Boy 1: Oh my god I just puked out my ass.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I just saw a Douche Grease Lard.
Boy 2: You're lucky you didn't die on the spot!
Douche Grease Lard: You know I can hear you
Boy 1 + Boy 2: AHHHHH MY DICK JUST DISINTIGRATED

by puke16 June 1, 2010