When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
by doubledecker100 March 09, 2011
when someone uses thier laptop as they are taking a dump, downloading a brown file, and or taking the browns to the superbowl.
It was an awkward moment when jackson asked where the laptop was while Blake was in the bathroom laptop dumping
by jake burrito July 08, 2010
by Mr Schengen’s August 20, 2024
Single people that sit sagely for an hours in cafés with their macbooks. Sometimes they are working indeed. But more often «they want to see people and they want to see life». L. are hated by other part of café visitors, who wants to have a short coffee break and then move on. Not infrequently, after a successful table capture the latter part mystically transforms into the former one.
by Dipturdarian December 12, 2013
Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.
by YEE YEEE !@# November 16, 2021
Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.
by Sassy mouse in the sky sass April 29, 2020
When a guy spends alot of time on his laptop his girlfriend/wife may get jealous, and call it miss laptop, which derives from the word lap dancer.
your wife/gf may see you spending alot of time on your laptop and say" ooh look at you playing with miss laptop" in a jealous unfriendly manner.
by Snarly June 26, 2010