lapid

Another term for going down on a guy

Man that felt good when she was doing the lapid.

by Billah September 18, 2006

laptiwitz

A lazy ass motherfucker who never comes out of his room and constantly beats off to gay porn while fingering his asshole.

Why are you being such a motherfucking laptiwitz wanna be today?

by Wentworth kid May 13, 2005

laptime

The period of incorporating a nap whilst in the presence of a laptop. A nap which is the result of using the laptop is also referred to as laptime. The position and location of the laptop is negligible as long as the laptop is within the vacinity of the user.

"Jasmin was so tired, I found her during laptime after a hard days work."

"After a 4L of ice cream and surfing the internet, she often concludes her activities with a nightcap and succumbs to laptime."

by a.huynh December 14, 2008

laprincess

Laprincess is a girl that loves her friends and family but even though she kinda soft on the inside doesn’t mean she ain’t got that fire…periodt…come for me I come for you I-(back to what I was saying)she will defend herself most of th times so don’t be looking shook when I burn ya behind like you on a crock pot

Hey dude…did you see princess roast that bald headed scallywag who also goes by the name lil bill…yes I did too……(Laprincess)

by LaPrinc s April 15, 2019

flappy Lappies

just another word for saggy breasts,

when to use:

>a title which defines a person who has extremely saggy breasts * note this can be male or female

> you notice a man or a woman with saggy breast running laps.

>make a comment on a woman or a man with saggy-ass titties (saggy-ass man titties) were the breast would have to sag all the way to their lap(laying on top of their knees)"touching knees"

"hey rick did you notice flappy lappy running by, yeah paul she needs some pick-me-ups "

"i spy some flappy lappies"

"Flappy Lappies is caused by the stress of gravity that is exceeding down on the boobies, brassieres saving breast and avoiding flappy lappies since 1664"

Awww, look at that pair of beautiful flappy lappies... fuck no get a reduction.

by douche lee September 1, 2010

Clam lapping

Eating snatch, rugmunching, giving oral pleasure to a woman.

Johnny loves clam lapping. He's happiest when he's snout deep in fresh snatch.

by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011

Twat lapping

Walking around a club on the off chance you bump into a girl that wants your penis

Going to the toilet was an easy excuse for twat lapping

by peter griffin 007 December 9, 2013