river lemon

to be so pissed that you could kick your shoes off into a river and walk home barefoot whilst getting out your cock and challenging your best mate to a sword fight

Man I have a hangover, worst river lemon night I've had in a long while

by buggaluggs September 27, 2009

lemon pudding

Teenage wet vagina.

That girl had some nice lemon pudding.

by The Bob of All Bobs April 1, 2004

lemon baggin

almost like tea baggin'. when a girl sucks your balls and makes a face like she just sucked on a lemon.

after nicole was sucking my balls her face squinted and i came up with this definition and called it lemon baggin.

by oliver closeoff December 24, 2006

Lemon Pledge

1. An all-purpose furniture polish that will give your furnishings the scent of new lemon.

2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.

Made popular by Family Guy.

Businessman: "What exactly are your demands?"

Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."

Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."

Maid: "...Yes."

Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."

Maid: "...No."

by Head of the Maids' Union April 11, 2009

Lemon Party Politics

Defines a style of political rule which insists on tricking the public and leaving a group of old men who are 'in bed' with each other and corporate lemons imposing their style of governance. This is usually coupled with an intense desire to make a grotesque mockery of their constituents and/or humanity.

Lemon Party Politicians like Dick Cheney want you to use a little tongue while you're getting fucked from both ends.

The Watergate Scandal was a great example of Lemon Party Politics because it took place in a hotel and Nixon was totally rubbing one out thinking about fucking you from both ends.

by Ginge R. Vitas December 30, 2014

Lemon Yellow Lawrence

Lemon Yellow Lawrence is a cartoon, yellow cowboy who hides in children's rooms until the night, where he steals the families' 1) stock portfolio or 2) produce, and places it in a sac labeled: GUFF.
Lawrence resides in his nuclear submarine (his headquarters) which he keeps at the bottom of the nearest swimming pool. It too has GUFF in bold print on the sides. Inside of the Guff-sub there is a wacky machine hooked up to roiling, boiling tanks of liquid GUFF. The machines main purpose is to transform the stock portfolios and produce into the GUFF. Lawrence must offer up 22 square decametres of the GUFF to the or suffer being sent to subspace to make pasta for eternity.
Lemon Yellow Lawrence's satirical, snarky side-kick is Buttons, a large purple jungle cat with a sassy temper. His lazy disposition always gets in the way of his intellectual capability. Buttons can often be found smoking a cigar and sporting a cool hat.

Lemon Yellow Lawrence is going to steal your fresh produce!

by CA and JK May 8, 2008

do me a lemon

Means literally 'do me a favour'. The lemon part is Cockney rhyming slang, and is short for 'lemon flavour', so in other words it's really "do me a lemon flavour"

The usage is mostly to reject an offer or behaviour of some kind, due to its being undesirable in some way (as opposed to actually asking for a specific favour).

"Do you want to buy my iPod for 100 quid?"
"Do me a lemon. I could get one on ebay for 50."

by NoMoreSecrets January 1, 2008