Labia sandwich

2 women gather and do the following:

1. get naked
2. take the loosest part of their own Labias
3. stack the two labias side by side
4. pinch the two Labias together
5. make out in front of camera (optional)

Nikki: OMG, im hungry
Alexa: Me too, wanna make a Labia Sandwich?

by MeAN_GoRillAZ January 30, 2010

labies

An extreme case of lice and scabies, occurring at the same time, same region.

Upon visiting her Doctor, Kandice was shocked to discover that her lice had mutated with her scabies and caused a serious case of antibiotic-resistant labies!

by junglefever1977 August 8, 2006

labial contusion

From the latin for bruising of the vagina.
A term used when a male friend gets a scrapped knee or other minor cut from mountain biking, skiing, or other outdoor activity and whinges about it.

Adam: My neck hurts a little.
Dave: Gee adam, maybe you need some homeopathic salve for that labial contusion?

by pauld August 29, 2006

labian

(1) n Lesbian+Labia, a lesbian vagina. (2) n A dike (out lesbian) or group of dikes. ie labians

Check out the grey mullet on that labian. Do you think the cuffs match the collar?

by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003

labia lard

Fanny batter, moip, love juice.

"2 fingers in and she's weeping labia lard everywhere"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

LABBBOTOMIZED

transitive verb -·mized.

To cause to behave in a machinelike way, as without vitality, emotion, or independent thought.

1) Now that Joe has been LABBBotomized, I no longer feel threatened by him, intellectually.

2) Don't question LIES.
LABBBotomize!

by BB1990 February 25, 2009

Labian

One of a kind girl. Very loyal, smart, cute, but fiesty, and wild at the same time. Labian is a girl that is "shy" but easy to talk to. Has an amazing smile and very hard to find. Not so easy to win her heart though. Labian is definitely a keeper!

I want Labian in my life.

by Lala10 July 9, 2017