The perfect woman. Intelligent, caring, and sexy. Krystela's are indecisive and emotional yet make excellent girlfriends. They smell like a combination between the scented candle section at target and a coldstone. Easily startled, Krystela's don't make very good guard girlfriends. Very classy, with a hint of chunti, Krystela's are prone to success.
Ghetto Mexican boy: Daaayyymm. Ay dawg who dat fine girl walkin like she gotta be somewhere?
Ghetto Mexican boy 2: Foo dat Krystela. She don't mess with bario boys. She go to college.
Ghetto Mexican boy 2: Foo dat Krystela. She don't mess with bario boys. She go to college.
by Dudeknewwhocoofool March 18, 2017
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After being repeatedly told the Big Lie for four years that the only way Trump could lose the 2020 Presidential Election is if through fraud it was “stolen”; On January 6th, 2020, Trump supporters, fanned on by Trump’s inciteful remarks, stormed the US Capital Building breaking down glass doors and windows, in what became to be known as Kristalltag (literally Day of Broken Glass).
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a very beautiful girl who is sure to take your heart. amazing personality that you can talk to for hours, eyes that are prettier than any ocean and a smile that will turn any gay man straight. a perfect balance between looks and personality with both scoring a 11/10
by Dick massive November 5, 2021
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*rando* " hey whats your name?"
*you* "oh hey im kristanah"
*rando* "oh so youre a beautiful girl that belongs with Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, louis Partridge and Timothée Chalamet!"
*you* "oh hey im kristanah"
*rando* "oh so youre a beautiful girl that belongs with Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, louis Partridge and Timothée Chalamet!"
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by Tractoristic dude April 12, 2022
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I was with my chicken coop clan yesterday preparing for today’s 2nd hand boutique sale; we had a sleepover at my studio and it was the ultimate krastachenje!!!!
by Bizmarck May 7, 2022
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