The Kraken

The gay sexual act of getting gang banged by twelve big black cocks, all slapping against the victim's (usually a white man's) face.

Jeremy was just minding his own business, when all of a sudden, twelve big, muscular, naked black men stepped out of the shadows and was then victim of The Kraken.

by AppleShark93 January 30, 2025

Crackin' the Kracken

Masturbating.

"My sister caught me Crackin' the Kracken the other day."
"Awkwaaaaaard!"

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Racken a Kracken

The process of accumulating a monster line of cocaine for consumption.

“Hey Brad you ready to go back to the party?” “Yeah one sec I’m Racken a Kracken.”

by Phiphiguy69 December 27, 2019

irl_felix_kranken

A very cool extremely popular tiktoker and , as pistols username states, the real Felix kranken.

‘Omg I heard you were mutuals with irl_felix_kranken ??’

‘Yeah B)’
‘Wow you’re so cool now , let’s be friends’

by b0yk1sser_ July 17, 2021

the_real_felix_kracken

A very cool person who is drunk and killed his friend’s kids

Hey did you see what the_real_felix_kracken did?

by n0t.Ash July 21, 2021

Release the Kraken

Insinuating that you're about to drop a mother load of info that will either completely blow your mind, piss someone off, or make someone upset in a regretful way that makes you actually want to open a bottle of Kraken instead.

Example 1: Jenny hears Bertha talking about something scandalous that's making her nervous because she's about to lose something dear to her. Jenny then falls off the wagon unexpectedly, and says, "Sorry Bertha, but I'm about to release the Kraken." Then she tells Bertha about facts she overheard or knows. Bertha then has a sudden heart attack and dies.

Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.

by BWitched January 8, 2022

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

Welsh Techno collective in Swansea, South Wales,Uk

Release The kraken this weekend in swansea Is going to be epic

by Techno23 September 14, 2022