Hong Kong Waffle

Noun

An erection that is tightly encased in bubble wrap. Used to enhance female pleasure during intercourse. So named because of the bubble wraps resemblance to edible waffle that bears the same name.

Note that neither of these waffles are effective as birth control.

"Amy really likes the Hong Kong Waffle"

by Lancipher November 17, 2016

King Kong's Dick

A spliff that does the job

"Hey man what we smoking ?"
King Kong's Dick

by Jointy Smokes July 6, 2018

King kongs finger

To acknowledge or exclaim the size of someone's faeces.

"It was like king kongs finger in my toilet"

by BigPAL97 January 30, 2019

Marie Kondo’d

when you get rid of a person from your life or situation because they don’t bring you joy

Me: Do you remember that toxic bf I had?
Friend: yea why?
Me: I Marie Kondo’d him

by edenszero21 September 21, 2021

king kong balls

King kong balls is literally a monkey with fucking balls and they made it into a statue in a place.

Person 1 : Yo dude have you seen the statue of king kong balls?
Person 2 : Yoo yeah I really wanna go there and take a picture of it.

by Afucking_Idiothere02 September 22, 2021

King Kong Klash

When a 7 ft naked man covered in hair gets in a fight with a Boeing 747 on top of the empire state building.

Hey, that guy looks like he's gonna pull a King Kong Klash later.

by dankeykang69 November 2, 2021

poor puppy's Kong

when you give the dog the end of the peanut butter jar and you just leave it in the jar and let them eat out of it

I gave my dog a poor puppy's Kong last night. It's time to go shopping for more peanut butter.

by caelhammer November 30, 2016