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shit-knocker

Someone who shits in their hand and then flings it in another's face.
"See that guy over there? He's a shit-knocker."
by Epic-win May 25, 2009
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knee knocker

by fannyfreak July 25, 2003
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Door Knockers

Guy 1 "Man I had fucking door knockers today"
Guy 2 "I fucking hate those jehovah witness"
by Dorma February 22, 2011
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hob knocker

Most famously featured on the show, iCarly, a hob knocker is a word mainly used by English people. In real definition, a hob knocker is a man, during oral sex, hitting a woman in the face with his dick

On iCarly, it is described as illegal. In actuality, it isn't. It's just really fun
Filmer: Hey, Joe! Be a hob knocker and whack the slut with your dick!

Joe: (whacks woman)
by Gogogoman June 20, 2011
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cocker knocker

The term is used to called someone who looks gay, but may not be
by Trundle November 1, 2006
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home knocker

When one masturbates so hard and so fast that his bed knocks against his walls.
Leo was such a home knocker that his bed made a hole in his bedroom wall. Boy oh boy were his parents angry.
by TheAssociationss July 1, 2011
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Cock Knocker

An individual who exudes an aura of extreme fuckwittery!
Bruce is a right Cock Knocker!!

Yeah what a fuckstick!
by Maverick 293 October 23, 2009
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