when one (usually a guy) uses a garment to wipe up the mess after rubbin one out (wanking/masturbation).
steve : i had a massive wank last night, went everywhere!!
gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?
steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!
gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?
steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!
by luke mcgillicuddy March 10, 2008
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George: Holy shit man, last night in the forest I saw some ghosts burning a cross.
Steve: Oh, they're just Klanadians, they're harmless, unless you're a coon.
George: Holy shit man, last night in the forest I saw some ghosts burning a cross.
Steve: Oh, they're just Klanadians, they're harmless, unless you're a coon.
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Person 1: "Have you seen Keanius today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was dancing on the table but got caught."
Person 2: "Yeah, he was dancing on the table but got caught."
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Despite his personality, he is still very hardworking and has a lot of perserverance. Legends say that even to this day, KeanuWong is still trying to get a job, but no matter what he is always the WONG one for the job.
The natural diet of KeanuWong is Chicken Wongs. He loves them so much that he always eats them for every single meal. Even though he may be a cat (or at least part of the cat gang), he doesn't eat fish or cat food, he eats Chicken Wongs. Chinese-Cantonese style Chicken Wongs. However, he absolutely despises Chicken Wings, so don't ever feed him those.
Lastly, KeanuWong is very forgetful. He always forgets why he was rejected for the job, as well as his favourite food.
Despite his personality, he is still very hardworking and has a lot of perserverance. Legends say that even to this day, KeanuWong is still trying to get a job, but no matter what he is always the WONG one for the job.
The natural diet of KeanuWong is Chicken Wongs. He loves them so much that he always eats them for every single meal. Even though he may be a cat (or at least part of the cat gang), he doesn't eat fish or cat food, he eats Chicken Wongs. Chinese-Cantonese style Chicken Wongs. However, he absolutely despises Chicken Wings, so don't ever feed him those.
Lastly, KeanuWong is very forgetful. He always forgets why he was rejected for the job, as well as his favourite food.
some random person like kayle: "Hey bro, why were you rejected for the job?"
KeanuWong: "idk man"
nlnja: "He was the WONG one for the job"
KeanuWong: "idk man"
nlnja: "He was the WONG one for the job"
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