The so called disease people get when they live in Key West, Florida. Symptoms include being a lazy drunk with who doesn't want to work and only wants to wake up and go to the bar.
He really had has shit together before he moved to Key West and got the Keyes Disease. Now he gets drunk twice a day and is two months behind on his rent.
by Diamond Davey February 5, 2010
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“Idc if he was a bastard, thanos was hard bruh, he was the most powerful in the whole galaxy”
“That nigga ain’t got shit on any one of the keykeepers tho, he was just lucky they were in Kazakhstan conducting experiments beyond his comprehension, too busy for his dickdust headass.”
“No shit but I didn’t think they were mortal, didn’t they run a train on Beyoncé and Rihanna while simultaneously cracking the davinci code?”
“Yea thats facts I read about it in Paul Mitchell”
“That nigga ain’t got shit on any one of the keykeepers tho, he was just lucky they were in Kazakhstan conducting experiments beyond his comprehension, too busy for his dickdust headass.”
“No shit but I didn’t think they were mortal, didn’t they run a train on Beyoncé and Rihanna while simultaneously cracking the davinci code?”
“Yea thats facts I read about it in Paul Mitchell”
by De Zohan May 8, 2021
Get the keykeeper mug.it is hell on earth the school is poor the food sucks and water sucks but the teachers are not that bad and the old teachers like the 15 to 10 year old girls
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Dave: Fuck man stop with the keyser crap, ur making me ill.
Steve: Shut the fuck up bitch, dont knock it till u tried it, help me unlock my ass.
Dave: Fuck man stop with the keyser crap, ur making me ill.
Steve: Shut the fuck up bitch, dont knock it till u tried it, help me unlock my ass.
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A sweet pet name for a western girlfriend, interest, or fuck buddy. Non specific to the actual place of key west.
by DG makeup February 17, 2010
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