Kettling

Sticking your penis in the shower faucet and turning the hot water up all the way until it goes limp

Wife - "Babe, why is you penis blistered?"
Husband - "I've been Kettling! I got 30 minutes the other day!"

by Bibboberso May 01, 2024

Kettling

Def. Rolling down the car windows on a crisp autumn day and blasting the heater.

Its a chilly day, we should take a drive and go kettling.

by sf303 October 14, 2016

kettling

expression used to show how funny something is i.e. wheezing so hard that you sound like a kettle

IM KETTLINGGG LMAOOOO😭💀💀

by zeeeee<3 April 12, 2022

chads kettle

the art of pouring pissing in your parters vagina, then getting your dog to lick it clean. the world record for the quickest time was 24 seconds.

jerome- bro i just tried the chads kettle

ben- na no way

by Ew_Its_Jason April 23, 2022

kettle food

Prison food prepared in a kettle

Yes bro launch them noodles in that kettle there , best had be koka noodles though la if not ye gettin locked in a cell with big mudbone for a night ye on me -kettle food

by Mudbone jr May 21, 2021

Kettle Meat

Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.

The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn

by Dank Diggler December 27, 2023

cupping the kettle

when you're lonely and household objects - such as a kettle - become your romantic partners.

I'm so single right now - going to be cupping the kettle this Saturday for sure!

by Redhatter April 20, 2020