A person that has devoted his or her life to praying to the only one and true god Kermit the frog.
One key figure of a true Kermit worshipper is knocking on a strangers door and gives out a pamphlet (usually in a Kermit voice but not always)
One key figure of a true Kermit worshipper is knocking on a strangers door and gives out a pamphlet (usually in a Kermit voice but not always)
*Knock Knock*
Stranger: Hello?
Kermit Worshipper: H-hello missster do you have a moment to talk about the one true god Kermit the frog?
*Stranger Slams the door*
Stranger: Hello?
Kermit Worshipper: H-hello missster do you have a moment to talk about the one true god Kermit the frog?
*Stranger Slams the door*
by Higginsworth May 19, 2018
Get the Kermit Worshippermug. by Miss piggy shit September 18, 2020
Get the Kermit Pissmug. 
by kennedyv April 7, 2022
Get the kermitmug. You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)
A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.
F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT
The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style
A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.
F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT
The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style
by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019
Get the Kermitmug. two Kermit heads on the bottom with a long stick leading up to a giant Kermit head.
when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them
when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them
by RamerRihno27 December 10, 2018
Get the Kermit Stickmug. 'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
by lowaltitude October 21, 2018
Get the Kermitmug.