A rat of a man who loves roasting people even though he could be easily roasted AND toasted, easily one of the meanest people alive
by sparklybutthole June 17, 2020
Get the Keeganmug. Player 1 - 12 kills (3120 damage)
Player 2 - 6 kills (1590 damage)
Player 3 - 1 kill (320 damage)
Player 3 has (Keegan Damage)
Player 2 - 6 kills (1590 damage)
Player 3 - 1 kill (320 damage)
Player 3 has (Keegan Damage)
by Lucky charm phenomenon August 6, 2021
Get the Keegan Damagemug. Keegan is a cool but an awkward boy, he is a very good basketball player (sometimes when he's hot). He has good handles. He has nice skin and nice shoes . Keegan is a bucket getterr, but mostly a bricker! He is sometimes attracted to playboys. He loves gaming. Keegan likes to play games too much and forgot who he is. But he is a cool guy
by ch3coo- June 2, 2022
Get the Keeganmug. by Ultra Man Man December 3, 2022
Get the Keeganmug. A smart, yet likable chap who supports you in situations of stress. He’s usually the neutral type that brings the whole friend group together. He’s a nerdy boy who has a massive crushes on a few girls. Always makes you laugh with some good impressions and jokes.
by smackersmacksman June 18, 2020
Get the Keeganmug. to be a keegan you must fulfill the entire following criteria;
have a v cute face and mm hawt leegz, possess a huge big heart and little green eyes which adore the sunshine. religiously listen to flume and other various assthetic sounds, including old skool bangerz. diet consists mainly of iced coffees, moonee schnitty's, and unfortunately, wagga potatoes.
sk8r boi obvs. can fly sum big ass planes SOLO, but on one condition - that he comes back in one piece. v shmart boi also. must always wear socks (not optional). has the biggest and most unconditional love of all time. if u are the one person that matches all of these criteria, i love u with all my heart. more than mint ice cream, more than savoury shapes, and more than strawberry clouds <3
have a v cute face and mm hawt leegz, possess a huge big heart and little green eyes which adore the sunshine. religiously listen to flume and other various assthetic sounds, including old skool bangerz. diet consists mainly of iced coffees, moonee schnitty's, and unfortunately, wagga potatoes.
sk8r boi obvs. can fly sum big ass planes SOLO, but on one condition - that he comes back in one piece. v shmart boi also. must always wear socks (not optional). has the biggest and most unconditional love of all time. if u are the one person that matches all of these criteria, i love u with all my heart. more than mint ice cream, more than savoury shapes, and more than strawberry clouds <3
girl: oooh dang gurl u got u a keegan? big oof u is a lucky one
me: oh yes i am he is my world i love so much
girl: he is so sexi hey
me: *disappears momentarily, returns with an object*
girl: hey now babe put that knife down oh nO IM SORRY I TAKE BACK
me: yes thnk u *puts knife in pocket*
girl: *is scared*
me: oh yes i am he is my world i love so much
girl: he is so sexi hey
me: *disappears momentarily, returns with an object*
girl: hey now babe put that knife down oh nO IM SORRY I TAKE BACK
me: yes thnk u *puts knife in pocket*
girl: *is scared*
by bigdickenergy December 9, 2018
Get the keeganmug. Keegan is a great guy and even better friend. He can tell you funny jokes and make you feel better when you’re sad. He’s EXTREMELY chill but you’ll learn to appreciate it. He also likes cats.
by ur_momshoe November 23, 2021
Get the Keeganmug.