The fungus that grows on your junk. Jungus can be contracted from skanks, ho-bags, and gutter sluts. Particularly serious cases can cause small pink and purple mushrooms to grow on and out of the genitals. It is particularly common in the city of Fitchburg, Massachusetts.
The anal equivalent of jungus is bungus.
The anal equivalent of jungus is bungus.
by I don't have Jungus February 28, 2009
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Likes to play with his small self and likes brown showers, also likes incest pr0n.
Likes to play with his small self and likes brown showers, also likes incest pr0n.
by Better than you February 17, 2005
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Me: I saw Janet in the hallway earlier, she totally gave me a jansult.
Keith: What did she say?
Me: She said my halloween costume was cute, but that she really hated the character that I had come as.
Keith: Ouch.
Me: Yeah, it took me a minute to figure it out, too.
Keith: What did she say?
Me: She said my halloween costume was cute, but that she really hated the character that I had come as.
Keith: Ouch.
Me: Yeah, it took me a minute to figure it out, too.
by Elsie Henderson October 28, 2007
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Get the junquiera mug.(Goshin Jutsu) A remnant fighting art of the Yamabushi
(ascetic hermits/mostly shorinji practitioners)(most times outlaws/and or foreign occupants from china) describing spear, staff, and hand fighting techniques. The basis of most modern Aikido, Judo, Jujutsu, and even Ninjutsu. This is true dew to the fact that many Yamabushi when having fled into the mountains, or hiding in villages far from reach of any officials, had either taught their techniques to others they felt worthy, or sold the information as A means of survival. Some Yamabushi went on to create many of the early ninja clans.
(ascetic hermits/mostly shorinji practitioners)(most times outlaws/and or foreign occupants from china) describing spear, staff, and hand fighting techniques. The basis of most modern Aikido, Judo, Jujutsu, and even Ninjutsu. This is true dew to the fact that many Yamabushi when having fled into the mountains, or hiding in villages far from reach of any officials, had either taught their techniques to others they felt worthy, or sold the information as A means of survival. Some Yamabushi went on to create many of the early ninja clans.
That guy thought he caught me in A jam, but he didn't know I was skilled in the art of Goshin Jutsu. Now he knows.
by ushuldknobynow April 21, 2010
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by JungusFiend December 2, 2009
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