When you receive an email with a picture of some random dude's dick or 'junk'.This is typically done to shock or embarrass your friends while at work, but random 'junk mailing' does happen from time to time.
"Ah man. Eddie totally hit me with some junk mail while my boss was at my desk. Now he thinks I'm into cock. I should have known it was junk mail."
by Chance2124 April 11, 2008
by Mattamusoftheburque April 04, 2008
When your girlfriend or boyfriend (whatever preference may be) walks by while reaching out to bump your crotch with their hand. Not to be confused with a grope, it's just a quick tap, to let you know they're thinking of the guy downstairs.
We were just cleaning house and all of a sudden she walked past me and gave me a junk bump... then it was time to clean naked!
by Naughty lil French Maid July 08, 2009
Making clothing out of scraps that people would otherwise discard. "Another man's trash is another man's treasure" mentality.
While "Junk Punk" may use scraps and "trash" the objects found on the clothing are completely reusable and in good shape. A style of recycling taken to an extreme.
While "Junk Punk" may use scraps and "trash" the objects found on the clothing are completely reusable and in good shape. A style of recycling taken to an extreme.
Dude: Why are you dressed like a hobo?
Girl: I think you mean "scallawag," sir.
Dude: Fine, whatever, why are you wearing trash?
Girl: It's not trash, it's Junk Punk! *leadpipetokidney*
Dude: ow...
Girl: I think you mean "scallawag," sir.
Dude: Fine, whatever, why are you wearing trash?
Girl: It's not trash, it's Junk Punk! *leadpipetokidney*
Dude: ow...
by bluehairedplagiarism February 08, 2010
As made famous in MTV's reality show Rob and Big by co-star Christopher "Big Black" Boykin, Junk Socks are multi-purpose socks that can be used as normal socks on your best friend's feet, or as filler in the g-string of a male stripper to enhance one's manhood.
It was cold back stage at the strip club as Big Black was warming up to go on-stage one last time to perform as "Black Lavender". With nothing on but his stripper sweats and g-string, Black complains about the size of his goods.
Black: "When you get nervous, you get a small package. I got the littlest wiener in Hollywood right now."
Rob: "Stuff it."
Rob takes both his socks off and offers them up to Black, who then inserts both socks into his g-string and performs stripper routine. Afterwards, Black returns the socks to Rob who then puts them back on his feet.
Rob: "I feel a little weird putting these Junk Socks back on my feet."
Black: "Junk socks are the best socks."
Black: "When you get nervous, you get a small package. I got the littlest wiener in Hollywood right now."
Rob: "Stuff it."
Rob takes both his socks off and offers them up to Black, who then inserts both socks into his g-string and performs stripper routine. Afterwards, Black returns the socks to Rob who then puts them back on his feet.
Rob: "I feel a little weird putting these Junk Socks back on my feet."
Black: "Junk socks are the best socks."
by T-Cell October 29, 2009
when girls with big asses sit for exended periods of time, then they stand up and walk around like they are all that. When you get close to them to try and holla, you smell there booty stench (krunk junk).
by cuatros cojones April 10, 2008
by mz.mosbyberry October 09, 2008