french jousting

when a man is across the room from another man and they run at each other in full pace and collide penis first in the ways of jousting
chad kroeger is the epitome of a french jousting high champion what a douche
by jren June 12, 2012
Get the french jousting mug.

Vacuum Jousting

The competive sport of vacuuming. Vacuum Jousiting is a sport in the Midwest.
Yo bro, are you going to the vacuum jousting tournament next Friday? I heard Shoot, Van Barber will be there. He’s the Vacuum champion
by B PUN August 31, 2018
Get the Vacuum Jousting mug.

Strap on Joust

When you wear a strap on your forehead like a unicorn horn and "sword fight" with the strap on with your best bros
Are you ready for the Strap on Joust? I really think Spencer will win this year.
by Mejan Panties November 18, 2021
Get the Strap on Joust mug.

JOUST THE DARK SIDE

WHEN A MALE IS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING THE DICK IN SOMEONES ASS BE IT MALE OR FEMALE
I THINK MIKE IS TRYING TO JOUST THE DARK SIDE TONIGHT. REALLY? YEAH DUDE HES TOTALLY TRYING TO GET THAT DUDE NAKED
by SHARPIE785 January 25, 2011
Get the JOUST THE DARK SIDE mug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 28, 2025
Get the Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)... mug.

tuna jousting

Tuna Jousting is the aggressive grinding of labia between two lesbians.
After an aggressive night of kissing, Tine and Jennifer decided to try some tuna jousting.
by RealLucid1 June 30, 2020
Get the tuna jousting mug.

Just Joust July

Just Joust July is a month made for gay men. Gay men will joust using their dicks, frotting/docking until one of them cums. This will continue on for 31 days and whoever cums the most must present their ass to the winner and have gay sex.
Bro #1: Bro, you ready for Just Joust July?
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!
by asdf2020 November 08, 2018
Get the Just Joust July mug.