Jizzmaliphorm

term coined by the wheelchairninja; an insult labeling one as a native to the galaxy Jizzmallia (galaxy of semen)

"take dat shizz back to Canada or whatever crackwank ya cames from you jizzmaliphorm snake!"

by josh by'gosh October 30, 2003

bustah jizzumo

n./v.

Accidental act of giving a girl you really like a facial.

She killed my dog because of my bustah jizzumo. I miss her.

by med October 19, 2004

jizzam

when a male pe teacher is staring at u change in the locker room. originated from the p.e teacher mr chisam

bob: isnt it weird how the p.e teacher stares at you when you are changing
jeff; i know, his name should be mr jizzam

by monroeuknow March 3, 2010

Jizzums

Used to indicate that you have tricked or caught another.
Another way to say Gottems, Gotcha, Tricked You, or Psyche.

Originally spelled Gizzums but changed to Jizzums on Jan 26, 2005

(Created by Bijoy Thomas in 2004)

Hey I just got a lambo for my birthday.
Jizzums!

Guess what! Im going out with Bobby, Jizzums!

by BJoy January 26, 2005

jizzims

(noun) To be used in place of any other noun as an offensive substitute.

1.I played the lottery and won 50,ooo jizzims.
2.I don't know where I'll be later; give me a call on the jizzim.
3.Maam, this steak is dry; Can you bring me some more jizzim?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

jizzmonkey

cool dude from the turin brakes forum

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

Jizzumsplash

Originally acronym for "Just Spit My Chai Tea Latte Over My Planner Laughing So Hard", Jizzumsplash is commonly used during text messaging to describe an event that was so funny, it caused the reader to spit their Chai Tea Latte out all over their academic planner they were laughing so hard.

Began at American University in October 2010 as "JSMCTLOMPLSH", it quickly evolved into a word that was easier to type and much easier to say. It is now used commonly throughout the campus as a quick way to tell someone, "You are fucking hilarious."
Can also be used as a noun to desribe an extremely funny event.

That girl just tripped over her chair, it was such a jizzumsplash!

by AmericanGirl23 October 21, 2010