Alien Jizz

When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.

Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"

by Carly Wild June 19, 2008

Ghost Jizz

The process in which a person ejaculates on another person that is either asleep or unconscious. The ejaculation MUST successfully occur without awareness of the other individual.

"Man, Sarah drank a bunch of vodka and passed out last night and I totally ghost jizzed her."

The following morning...

"Oh man, my face is so sticky, I feel like a ghost jizzed on me!"

by Southview1028B October 13, 2011

Jizz Ass

When a woman has such a nice ass that you want to ejaculate on it.

"That girl's got a jizz ass! I hope I can get with her so I can bust a phat nut on that badunkadunk!"

Coworker 1: Damn, that new girl, Maya, has an amazing body!

Coworker 2: "Hell yeah! She has a jizz ass! Maybe she and I will hook up so I can skeet on that booty!

by perfectparadigm January 12, 2010

Jizz Jersey

A old shirt or rag used for ejaculating on during masturbating

Dude I just finished all over my Jizz Jersey

by cjoquattro September 15, 2010

jizz pole

Slang for penis.

Suck my jizz pole, bitch.

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by scrags2012 November 21, 2014

Jizz Fiend

Someone who likes Jizz so much that they become obsessed with it, like a fiend. See how that works?

Hey, i saw karen the other day, she's such a jizz fiend now.

by SteveC937 February 4, 2009

scratcher jizz

Those little pieces that come off of lottery scratchers and get everywhere.

"Don't scratch those in my car, you'll get scratcher jizz everywhere!"

by slurpeegirl June 30, 2014