When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.
Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"
by Carly Wild June 19, 2008
The process in which a person ejaculates on another person that is either asleep or unconscious. The ejaculation MUST successfully occur without awareness of the other individual.
"Man, Sarah drank a bunch of vodka and passed out last night and I totally ghost jizzed her."
The following morning...
"Oh man, my face is so sticky, I feel like a ghost jizzed on me!"
The following morning...
"Oh man, my face is so sticky, I feel like a ghost jizzed on me!"
by Southview1028B October 14, 2011
"That girl's got a jizz ass! I hope I can get with her so I can bust a phat nut on that badunkadunk!"
Coworker 1: Damn, that new girl, Maya, has an amazing body!
Coworker 2: "Hell yeah! She has a jizz ass! Maybe she and I will hook up so I can skeet on that booty!
Coworker 1: Damn, that new girl, Maya, has an amazing body!
Coworker 2: "Hell yeah! She has a jizz ass! Maybe she and I will hook up so I can skeet on that booty!
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