netflix and jill

Same as Netflix and Chill but instead with just ur own hand.

You: Hello Jill *Talking to ur hand while Netflix is running*
*fap* *fap*

You: That was good Netflix and Jill

by TheRealHypo December 15, 2015

Netflix and Jill

When you watch Netflix alone and jerk off.

Ryan wasted all of his weekend by Netflix and Jill.
Mike was invited to a party, but he decided to not go because he wanted to Netflix and Jill.

by Little Guy RyRy January 5, 2016

dirty jill

The Dirrty Jill is when one woman engages in a 5-some "Conga Line" with carnie folk. They over consume liquid acid and decide to paint each other in Jill's diarrhea because she ate too much cotton candy that day. Jill sets up a slip n slide where the carne folk slide toward her bagina head first, using her diarrhea as a lubricant to slam into her puss bag. They slam into her one after the other, creating a dirty brown Jill centipede.

Wow, I'll never look at the Wyoming State Fair again after that Dirty Jill.

by Joshashannah March 3, 2017

Jack and Jill

1. Two characters in a nursery rhyme, that fall down a hill.

2. Also known as "Jackin and Jillin"
a male Jacks off
a female jills (drills.)

1. Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and jill came tumbling after.
2. "Dude, everyone was jackin' and jillin' last night at the party."

by FinallySophmore August 23, 2006

lumber jill

A woman, usually a lesbian, who looks so butch that she could take on a lumber jack.

Dude, I saw this lumber jill yesterday and couldn't tell if it was a man or woman.

by jarredpickles87 June 9, 2007

Jack and Jills

Sexual stimulants known as viagra.

Can you get me some Jack and Jills, I just can't get it up.

by itsflemz August 24, 2007

bff jill

your best friend forever
sometimes named juill

from the cingular texting commercial

mom: " you have you been texting 50 times a day?!"
stephanie: "idk, my bff jill?"

by clairerocks July 9, 2007