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Jewish American Princess 

Todd: Where you thinking about applying to college?

Tucker: I don't know, main place is Syracuse University

Todd: Ehh, don't go there, too many Jewish American Princesses. They grow them spoiled bitches on trees.

Jewish Spoiler 

This word refers to the Jewish kid that always ruins Christmas for all the nice Catholic kids by telling them Santa isn't real in 1st grade
-What the fuck, John is such a jewish spoiler he ruined Christmas for my 8 year old brother
-What a dick
Jewish Spoiler by No needtoknow February 15, 2007

Jewish Soul Food 

Many of the various foods associated with being Jewish, but also giving the miraculous feeling of being healed. The combination of the varied foods (i.e. Hummus,Knishes,Blintzes,Challah,Bagel & Lox) into one style of cooking, along with our own innovations, is uniquely Jewish.
The word "gefilte" fish comes from German and means "stuffed." Some variations on gefilte fish involve stuffing the fish skin with chopped up fish.
Matzah Ball Soup;Also known as Jewish penicillin. Matzah balls are more traditionally known as knaydelach (Yiddish for dumplings). Matzah ball soup is generally a very thin chicken broth with two or three ping-pong-ball sized matzah balls (or sometimes one very large matzah ball) in it.
Shortly after eating some JewishSoul Food, Jason fever and body aches went away.

Upon arriving at her friends party, Gaby remarked to her friend that it was very thoughtful to have some Jewish soul food out, and that knishes and blintzes were her favorite.

Steven thought that Jewish soul food would make him more Jewish if he ate it as well as liked by his Jewish girlfriends parents, but he really didn't like matzoh ball soup.

Jewish Christian

A Jewish Christian is a Jew who also believes Jesus is the messiah. Jewish Christians find their faith very hard to explain to most people.
Jewish Cristian: Hi, I'm a Jewish Christian!
Guy: A what?
Jewish Christian: A Jewish Christian! I am Jewish, but I believe Jesus is our messiah!
Guy:... So you're Jewish... and Christian?
Jewish Christian: Yes.
Guy: ... Whoa.

Jewish Drift 

The act of turning off one's car on the down-slope of a hilly road in order to save gas. Recently, the term "Jewish Drift" has become archaic due to the large numbers of otherwise non-stingy denominations participating in this once Hebrew-oriented action. The action's name is largely becoming replaced by falling under the larger general category of "being frugal."
UPDATE: When gas prices again fall below $2.00, the action can be reclassified as "Jewish."
"Dude why did you turn your car off down that hill and then turn it back on at the half-way point?"
"Because I'm half Jewish, duh! LOLZ ;p !!!"
"My dad said that it's called a Jewish Drift."
"Aye, Schlepple my sippowitz!"

jewish fingering

When someone is looking through a vending machine for money
Hey did you see tony Jewish fingering that vending machine.