jerkwalking

Verb. Jerkwalking is just like jay walking but more interesting because you are jerking off, while you jay walk.

Bro #1: bro I'm way cooler than you.
Bro#2: prove it bro
Bro#1: watch this, *starts Jerkwalking in front of traffic*
Bro#2: Damn bro

"You wont believe this but after my 12 hour shift I was just trying to get home to catch some shuteye when some crackhead started jerkwalking across all lanes."

by Sir hotcock May 1, 2022

jerknasium

A room dedicated to masterbation.

I’m sorry I didn’t hear you come in, I was mopping the floor in the jerknasium.

by Taturbug May 27, 2022

Jerkmanship

The quality of being a jerk while participating in a sport.

When Steve runs his fucking mouth all game, he shows exemplary jerkmanship.

by Flying.diver March 15, 2023

jerkmans-elbow

The process of hurting your elbow due to jerking.

Clint hurt his elbow last night while jerking and now wears a sling. He has jerkmans-elbow

by daft-mike July 13, 2023

bike jerks

Bike jerks- people who ride bikes with in groups, that all wear the same close

Dad: *driving down street*
Kid: hey dad look at those people!
Dad:oh the bike jerks

by Jellybugpug June 21, 2016

Carpool Jerkaoke

Masturbating in your car. Alone or together.

Looks like a traffic jam up ahead....let's get ready for some Carpool Jerkaoke.

by bateworld June 14, 2018

resting jerkface

1) When your resting facial expression makes you look like a jerk

2) When being a jerkface is, in fact, your default personality setting

Don't mind him, he suffers from resting jerkface – he's really a nice guy

by NatCh. January 28, 2022