A word that many Red Sox fans say after they fart in order to warn others, but originally in order to protect themselves from being punched by their friends. Based on the "safety game" in which anyone who farts must say "safety" before someone else says "doorknob", lest the farter be punched by everyone until they can touch a doorknob. "Jeter" replaces "safety", while "Nomar" replaces "doorknob". By extension, "Jeter" is also commonly exclaimed while, or immediately after, defecating.
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1) April 14th, 2009 vs Tampa Bay:
Michael Kay: We're certainly getting used to those Jeterian swings.
David Cone: and Jeter hits it, back, to the wall, and gone! A Jeterian home run!
2) Lucretia attempted to deliver her baby through the natural means, but since the baby was conceived during a botched bionic sea-horseing, it was grossly deformed and she had to deliver via Jeterian Section
Michael Kay: We're certainly getting used to those Jeterian swings.
David Cone: and Jeter hits it, back, to the wall, and gone! A Jeterian home run!
2) Lucretia attempted to deliver her baby through the natural means, but since the baby was conceived during a botched bionic sea-horseing, it was grossly deformed and she had to deliver via Jeterian Section
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"Dude, so I was talking to Jack the other day, and he said all he did this weekend was watch a Trading Spaces marathon! He must be a total jeyer!"
"Haha! Those BAMFs at that lunch table are throwing fries into that jeyers drink!"
"Hahahahah.......if that jeyer rubs his blackheads one mo' time, its gonna be a hate crime!"
"Yo, so dis jeyer be walkin up to me wen i be up on da block. And guess what! He be buyin a hoe juss' to be havin' a conversation! Dat jeyer ain't got no friends!"
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"Hahahahah.......if that jeyer rubs his blackheads one mo' time, its gonna be a hate crime!"
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