Janked

The state of being mentally and physically obliterated off of substances

Running trios with alcohol, weed, and adderall got me janked

by Search Chat August 7, 2025

Jankershnomping

A form of gluening (gooning with the usage of glue). Involves covering the “dih” with a mixture of glue and sulfuric acid, then inserting a wooden stick into the urethra.

I was jankershnomping yesterday and moaned so loud my little sister (who was being cracked in the other room) checked in on me to see if I was okay (she was still naked).

by falloompa November 2, 2025

Jankeetown

also referred to as Janky Street or the residents of Janky Town. A playful, tongue-in-cheek term used to describe a place, situation, or state of being where things are endearingly messy, chaotic, low-budget, or held together by improvisation. “Jankeetown” evokes the vibe of something charmingly imperfect — rough around the edges, patched together, but still functional and full of character.

After that project went sideways, my living room turned into full-on Jankeetown.

by cafemoodpoison November 16, 2025

jenkem bombing

jenkem bombing is the act of pouring or throwing Jenkem at a house, car, person, etc.

im jenkem bombing the principals house
i just jenkem bombed that persons house lets cheese it dude

by A random goober December 16, 2025

seth janke

This is the name of a hard working person who is very noble. He can do anything he puts his mind to. He makes the people around him very happy, he doesn’t have to do much though, all he has to do is smile. He is amazing, he will do anything to make those he cares about happy. He is also extremely good looking. He is literally the hottest person you’ll meet. When you’re around him you’ll feel like nothing else really matters, like being there with him and enjoying those moments is what makes you happy. He is the kindest, most loving person one can have in their life.

Seth janke is also a goof

by lil boat... May 30, 2018

Mark Janke

Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.

Jacob: yo Sam whats up man

Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"

Sam: Nah B

Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!

by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 13, 2020

Brad Janke

Brad Janke is just a Delight to be around, but makes a very mediocre Chili and Brisket. Despite that minor flaw, he is gregarious, firm in his beliefs, and deeply loyal to those he allows to be in his life. If you have a Brad Janke in your life you are a lucky individual!

We should all strive to be a Brad Janke.

by CDawg255 December 28, 2020