read-a-book-itis 

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

read-a-book-itis by anonymous_two November 3, 2008

choreo-itis 

Extreme skills or fascination with Choreo or in general, dancing.

Person A: Damn, that Minoruhas some hardcore choreo-itis.
Crowd of people behind Person A: OMG ITS MINORU!!!!!!! F--- ME TILL ALL MY BODILY FUNCTION DONT WORK NO MORE!!

choreo-itis by damnhotladysexymammadude December 19, 2008

Femin-itis 

The act of avoiding or all together not being able to get a girl or girls.

"Hey Mitchel over there has femin-itis. He is hiding from all the girls."

Femin-itis by LandonClay December 21, 2008

blur-itis 

Every naked person on basic cable seems to suffer from this mysterious disease that blurs the genital areas. If we work together we could find a cure for blur-itis by the year 2012.

All of the women who get breast implants on Doctor 90210 seem to contract blur-itis shortly before and after their operations.

blur-itis by marlasinger February 2, 2007

Lol-itis 

When the person you are texting says "haha" "lol" "lmao" or "rofl", to incredibly not funny things. This is a serious condition, in which no one should "lol" to. It's also quite annoying.

Olivia: Good morning Shayna.
Shayna: hey lol
Olivia: How are you?
Shayna: hahaha i'm good.
Olivia: Great. Want to hang out today?
Shayna: ROFLMAO!!! yes.
Olivia: AH YOU HAVE LOL-ITIS!

Lol-itis by CreepCake24 April 15, 2010

original-itis 

When a person automatically dislikes a new version, sequel, or remake of a movie, TV show, or video game (usually without even trying it) just because it isn't "the original" version that they grew up with. This is especially common with older generations, as well as hardcore fanbases of some series (Star Wars and the hatred for the prequel trilogy being a notable example).

*Drew has a bad case of original-itis. Even though Daniel Craig's performance as James Bond has received excellent praise from critics , he refuses to even watch the new Bond films just because they aren't the old Connery films that he grew up with.

My English teacher's original-itis told the class that Leonardo DiCaprio's Romeo + Juliet movie was a bastardization of Shakespeare's play. She was shocked when I informed her that Shakespeare's play was actually copied from on older Italian poem "Romeus and Juliet".

original-itis by Anon989989 July 29, 2015

Couple-Itis 

A disease someone catches when they get a new girlfriend or boyfriend.

Symptoms:
-hypocrisy to twist situations into your lovers favor
-ignoring friends
-using the fact you have a girlfriend as an argument
-being rude to everyone thats not your lover
-ignoring all critical thought and believing only ur lover
-overreacting to people that do anything remotely bad to ur lover

Have you seen Bill and Jane? They have been so rude to everyone but each other! They must have Couple-Itis.

Couple-Itis by Doctor Schjäzuansenburger December 23, 2018