Smoke Screen Intercourse

When a dude ejaculates into a female specimens' orbital sockets, he begins to viciously slap her in the face, impairing her vision due to newly acquired combination of concussion like symptoms and the jizz in her head.

Dude: Wanna have some Smoke Screen Intercourse?
Girl: Um...Won't that hurt my eyes?
Dude: Don't worry, more than your eyes will hurt.
Girl: Oooo kinky...I like it.

by Naveed Mosca June 15, 2018

kissable intercourse

also know as the famous FRENCH KISS it involves more tongue and has to be longer than an hour and a half...or it doesnt count as KISSABLE INTERCOURSE.. much saliva is needed for lubrication. WARNING: MAY CAUSE MORE ACTION THAN PLANNED! ;)

woah dude! me and monica had kissable intercourse last night! Damn, she's from Texas!

by manida May 16, 2006

interbreed

If you live in the Anglia region, you will know...

"who's that looker over there?"
"thats your sister"
"oh shit, i've got to marry her next week, she's got child bearing hips"

by Square Bob Sponge Pants June 11, 2003

social intercourse

(noun) :: sexual encounters expressed through language and/or body movement without the actual physical act of intercourse. ie: continous flirtation or "pimping" that occurs between the opposite sex. one is usually addicted to this nature, whereas they would be considered a flirtacious whore.

"God, look at him...he acts like such a 'player.' I swear, Kevin has to have social intercourse with women everywhere he goes!!!"

by manduh April 25, 2006

intercourse

Something stupid foreigners say in place of the word "sex" or "fucking." A definite sign of a fob is someone who says this schnaz in place of the word fuck or whatever. It reminds me of when a twelve year old says "sexing." I think I'll be sexing that kid's mom, thank you very much. EEEEEEEEEEnyway, yeah. So like what i figure is, that "intercourse" is the official word taught to people from some countries who are learning English. Like how in America we learn the more proper Spanish words in place of like "chinga tu madre." The kind of person who would say intercourse is Borat.

Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Intercourse from American style! (crazy hand dance that makes no fucking sense in the context.)

Some Guy At Work: Dude you shouldn't say that to women.

Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Eh!! Karen! You want Intercoursing and the grabbing of boobs?!!

Karen: Oh yes, your charming way of eloquating is making my vagina into a factory of spasmatic child production!

Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Intercourse! (big grin)

by thetruth. May 19, 2008

Textual intercourse

When a friend is non-stop text messaging another person.

Tell Tommy to stop having textual intercourse with Becky, its his turn to play Halo 3.

by The Notorious BIC September 30, 2007

Interboro Bucs

The worst football team to ever be made in the history of all of Delaware County. They had one good player, who can jump mountains, and he's the only good player to come out of interboro since the 60's.

The Bucs single-handedly broke Bonner's 7 year loss streak, and then claimed it was because they took it as a joke. It's more of a joke that they lost...

Interboro Kid 1: "You know the Interboro Bucs?"
Interboro Kid 2: "more like the Interboro Fucks..."

by Keith Myers 484-494-7058 June 28, 2009