internet 

Someone who spends the majority of their time online.

Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.

internet by IbeSonance May 2, 2006

Internet 

Computer term: Sourc of ALL porn
Noun: Porn database
Insult: A person who lives on porn.

"You internet, you"

Internet by DOnna September 19, 2003

internet 

It is manly used for getting free porn.

Boobs tit awesome all free at the clik of a button on the internet

internet by jorgan van kill October 29, 2007

Internet 

Super Serious Business

OMG U AWP CAMPING FAGOt

Internet by INTERNET January 28, 2005

internet 

The realm of the stupid and the horny.

internet by Anonymous June 9, 2003

internet 

Everyone knows that the internet is a series of tubes:
'OH NOES ! Teh tubes are clogged !'.

'Internet' can also refer to an email. See example below.

I downloaded an internet this morning.

internet by tawlboy March 28, 2007

internet 

A breeding ground for illegal activity

Let's go hack some internet sites

internet by penguin October 28, 2002