Insurance pee

An insurance pee is similar to plain old peeing. The only difference is that the insurance pee is usually taken, regardless of if they need to, when the pee-er isn't sure of when they'll encounter another bathroom.

Insurance pees are usually taken before leaving for an unknown or unfamiliar destination, or upon discovering a bathroom at said destination.

Ben: Mom, are you ready to go?
Susan: Yeah, hold on, let me just take an insurance pee.

by bls1999 July 30, 2018

insurance piss

When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.

Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'

Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

lol insurance

Insurance for laughing too hard

Guy 1 : Dude if make me laugh this hard again I will piss my pants

Guy 2: Don't you have lol insurance?

by Yukihoshi August 15, 2010

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017

Laugh Insurance

South African life insurance

"I would like to apply for laugh insurance, please"

"do it again?"

joke insurance

by Braidos October 27, 2009

insurance adjustment

Meeting at the bar for work. Formerly known as "safety meeting."

It's time for an insurance adjustment.

by TheBronk January 26, 2017