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"he worked very hard on aligning the mirrors in his spectroscopic equipment so he could insertate his sample... But it didn't work and he got no data"
by mamaOmama June 9, 2009
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Prickly Insertion

Aster: Demitris, what did you do?
Demitris: Just a Prickly Insertion...
by H4XOR13 June 28, 2022
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The Disk Insert

The Disk Insert is a sexual practice in which the female flattens the mans penis into a disk-like shape. After this he insterts the disk into her vagina.
Hellen: Hey harry can we do something new?
Harry: Like what?
Hellen: The Disk Inserter..
Harry: Oh boy
by TurboUndies May 19, 2021
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da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun

a way to tell someone that they messed up horribly in your opinion
Person1: I just touched grass
Person2: da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun
by urbanjeffjef December 19, 2024
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Tactical Insertion

Tactical Insertion is the act of inserting one's penis into a woman's anus instead of the vagina when cumming as to avoid the likelihood of having a child.
Bro..... Last night was real close, she kept squeezing so hard and I almost came inside her. Good thing I laid down the Tactical Insertion in time.
by Faggotmichael6969gayway October 13, 2018
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[Insert your name here]

oh boy, here we go again
insert your name here is such a hot piece of live wonderfullness, if you see him/her, then you must keep them forever in your child dungeon where he/she will spend the rest of his/her life, imprisoned by you while you gush over them on fucking urban dictionary what the fuck
by Fowlcer May 19, 2021
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INSERT CAREFULLY

When a corporation that is accused of being a MONOPOLY buys other businesses in grand secrecy.

You follow strict guidelines for your ANUS pleasure.
You don't say that MONOPOLY owns the mall I am being a MALL RAT IN as how did they do it, WELL ANETTE they did an INSERT CAREFULLY as just say , " SIMON SAYS JC PENNEY" and climb the hill to BAY HILL ST. BRUNO and be amazed!!!!

Take this seriously as for your ANAL THERAPY when you are going in naturally which is " GOING IN DRY , INSERT CAREFULLY your ANUS RANGER SPACER and always pay attention to ANATOMICAL COMPLIANCE.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 2, 2021
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