Joseph Victor Humphrey

SEX GOD. Legend, smart, funny, borderline creepy. Can talk to any girl. Needs to cut his hair. Looks Like Jesus. Has a massive schlong.

Look, it's Joseph Victor Humphrey. Let's see what crazy things he has to say today.

by yurt1234 April 8, 2022

humpty dumpty

When your done humping the bitch you take a fat shit on her chest and skirt as quick as possible.

mason gave jessica the humpty dumpty last night yadada mean

by HTF yadada September 24, 2009

humpy-size

A girl in my daycare class used the word "humpy-size" to describe the shape of a lei. I laughed, and so now the word describes any shape that isn't easily describe-able.

I bought a new lamp!
What shape is it?
Um... it's humpy-size...

by theguywhoiscool September 26, 2006

Humpty Dump

A non-committal, yet derogatory name for any particular ethnic group or person of that group who happens to be standing within earshot.

"Whenever a Humpty Dump pays by credit card, it usually turns out to be stolen.

by Deborah Robins June 23, 2006

Humpty Dumptyin

(n)- a person who sits on the fence on every situation and remains friends with everyone and does not get sucked into the petty beef people try to start.

muh dood: " hey jobin, who you siding with in this fight?"

onig+hew dog: "nah man. im humpty dumptyin on this one."

by onig hew October 25, 2010

Humpty stage 4

Totally fucked.

Reference to the last line of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.

'We have a Humpty stage 4 in progress. Nothing's gonna happen soon.'

'What the fuck have you done to your house?! Man this is Humpty stage 4 shit.'

'Everyone's just got back from being out last night and it looks like they're all at Humpty Stage 4.'

by Mr Evil 2 December 19, 2012

Humpty Dumpty Dumbass

A person whose IQ points are so low it's funny - anyone who has an IQ score of 70 or below is considered this.

Person 1 (Humpty Dumpty Dumbass): I was supposed to cook a pie today and it said to put it at 120 degrees, I measured a protractor to 120 degrees, and it didn't even feel warm to the touch after I set a timer for one hour! It melted! It said on the package set at 120 degrees for 45 - 60 minutes!! I'm suing McCain's for making a pie that doesn't cook and just sits in your oven like a pile of shit!!!!

Person 2: Holy fucking shit Kyle I told you this a thousand times! Your oven has a button that says "Bake" and you press it to set the degrees in celsius or fahrenheit, NOT A FUCKING MEASUREMENT ON YOUR STUPID NO FUCKING GOOD PROTRACTOR!! HUMPTY DUMPTY DUMBASS!

by beeytch\ April 18, 2017