Hail Hoots!

Hail Hoots! Our mighty god of the Terrorvortex! May he save us from the evil wizard Zargothrax!

Person A: my mom just got killed by the Death Knights of Crail.

Person B: Hail Hoots!

Person A: Hail Hoots!

by Zargothrax Did Nothing Wrong May 7, 2024

Hoot

Means fuck...simple as...just use it...

sooooo...wanna hoot

by Thehootwillrise March 21, 2021

Hoot

A large , hard and circular stomach. Generally found on an adult male above the age of 40. Which usually leads to heart attacks later in life, but are sought after by women which call them , “dad bods”

“I’m hooted up”
“Damn , Dad nice hoot”
“Uncle Trev’s hoots lookin nice today”

by Salmon404 December 28, 2020

Hoot

A hoot is a pronounced and continued state of laughter by a young lady named Jay. Only a YQS Mogs can truly be said to have ‘hooted’

Oh shit look at Jacqui B, she’s hooting!

by Quichey December 11, 2017

Hoot

Boston slang for describing a very ugly person/thing

That bitch is hoot even with makeup

That outfit is fucking hoot

by Letioooxx January 15, 2023

hoot the blowfish

To play the bagpipes.

The kilted man said to the other kilted man: "I've never told you this, but I would love to hoot the blowfish someday."

by Andreux May 5, 2006

death hoot

When a person (usually a crackhead) takes a hoot of any drug that smokes and before they blow it out they go balls deep and the owner of said balls holds their head down until they flail and fart and may god be wuth them if they die from it lol is a death hoot and it multiples the effect from the drugs by a huge amount

Wow that death hoot got Serena fucked up ,the owner of the balls says "I hope you don't die"

by Longbean March 17, 2024