Hoof

what you call someone who is really attractive, pleasant to the eye

woah you see that guy over there... he’s a major hoof!

by hcfxoxo June 4, 2018

Hoof Claw

To fuck a girl with a vertical Spock hand gesture.

Last night I hoof clawed the shit out of this girl and then shot kids on her face.

by Impure zero September 30, 2017

Hippo Hoof

A woman's camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.

Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.

It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.

I was walking by the shore, when all of a sudden I was blinded by that beached whale's hippo hoof.

by MDWAR December 14, 2012

Hoofing it

hiding illicit substances in your vaginal canal

"stash that in your snatch is a way to tell someone they should be hoofing it"

by Giannifly January 28, 2018

Hoofs

FEET!

My Hoofs are tearing away!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020

Camel hoof

A camel toe that goes from the vagina to the anus crack

“My camel toe is so big it must be a camel hoof”

by Daddy B D July 11, 2018

Hoof

Slang for attempting to cheat on your girlfriend.

"Emmit tried to Hoof around while on a guys trip in Florida."

by JJHum October 28, 2025