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Holmed

The act of entering an agreement, taking 50% or more (up to 90%) of the money up front for a project and ghosting customer until the project deadline (or after) with little to no communication in the process. Typically ends by finally showing up out of nowhere, unscheduled, at or just after the project deadline like its no big deal.
Drywall guy “Hey man how did that project go at the mall?”
GC “It had it’s hurdles but came out great except for getting Holmed on the storefront.”
by RxGC June 15, 2023
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jacklyn holmes

a slow person,what some would call a retard
the one who rides the short bus,always in the frunt seat!
loves to pick her boogers,an let it b known she eats them.
hobbies consist of sittin in the corner lik a dumbass.
hey wheres jacklyn holmes? still on the short bus!
by the phenomenal me March 17, 2009
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Clay Holmes

The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.
For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.
by Shad November 22, 2021
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Isaiah Holmes

A true jew, the only one that frigs jillo
Grean: That's so isaiah holmes of you
by nogger696969 November 13, 2016
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A keiran holmes

When a female wears a strap on and the male proceeds to deepthroat it
Albane "hey babe, Wana do a Keiran Holmes tonight?"

Keiran "hell yeah babe. Then I can turn around and you can pop it in my bum"
by thejanitor7 September 11, 2020
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Thomas Holme elementary school

Thomas Holme sucks it is full of thot ass hoes who can’t even dance. They all are slow and don’t know how to act. Don’t go there go to forest or brown. Oh and Austin Meehan sucks too.
by I’m a victim June 13, 2019
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Daniel Lykke Holm

Daniel lykke Holm is the best Human Ever.
Like have you met Daniel Lykke Holm? No. YOU HAVE TO!
by Amme huta September 17, 2018
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