Jenna Holmes

Jenna has a big cock and pleases all women sexually

you see them over there, that's Jenna Holmes

by spencershorts August 20, 2020

Holm

A stupid bitch who thinks he is cool but smokes all the time and does dumb shit. often used as a insult since how awful of a person he is. his ego is time higher then his height

friend: oh my god you are so holm
me: i am deeply insulted

by forkieeee December 6, 2023

Holmes and Narver

Having a very long penis but very small testicles.

Seeing that guy in his banana hammock confirmed that he had a Holmes and Narver.

by Julian Ledesma December 26, 2007

Eamon Holmes

Eamon Holmes.

Eamon Holmes.

by Debskelly1985 May 28, 2023

Ass Holmes

An investigator off butts. May or may not be a professional proctologist.

Friend 1: I have a pain in my butt
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt

Or

Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.

by Two Bowl Sam March 30, 2025

e-holmes

Guy with a big dick and is hot and is beautiful and he can make u feel special even when you aren't. He's the class clown and funny as shit ladies you want this guy

Dude did u see E-Holmes. That guy looks lit af!!

by E-Holmes September 25, 2017

Eamon Holmes

Eamon Holmes?

Eamon Holmes?

by Debskelly1985 May 28, 2023