like a freakin herd

when two people have their major dissagreements and differences, yet more than the overused term of "beef".

Person 1:"They've got major beef."
Person 2: "Like a steak?
Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "Like a cow?"
Person 1:"No. Like a freakin herd."

by hotdog90087 August 29, 2010

like herding ferrets

As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.

Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.

by D C King March 19, 2008

herd of gnome

A gathering of pussies while a truck is passing by with priceless artifacts from Egypt.

Wanna join my herd of gnome?

by youngmistro13 February 20, 2010

Tube Herding

When a woman mitigates multiple male companions or the act of maintaining multiple intimate relationships with two or more men. (See Chicken Juggling for the masculine equivalent)

Her talents for deception, and need for attention; had cursed her forever and always to be, a tube herding manipulator.

by DamianoDalia November 17, 2017

Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.

I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.

by kysstery March 15, 2015

Aisle herd

A small, large, or huge cluster of customers who seemingly know each other and will converse for what seems like hours in an aisle of some retail establishment. A cluster of people blocking access too and from either end of an aisle.

Hey Jerry, those people have been in aisle three for like 30 min. That's totally an aisle herd

Jesus Christ another aisle herd, I just want to yell at that gaggle of customers and tell them too fucking disperse.

Man that aisle herd has been standing there for what seems like hours. I can't work around them when they do that and they are so rude.

by Maple Pie February 26, 2017

herd management

When a person is trying to keep a large number of lovers or potential lovers in contact. Oftentimes by making a quick text throughout the day possibly a generic text that can be copied and pasted to multiple people. The person usually overreaches their span of control and becomes overwhelmed. In the animal kingdom this would be similar to a buck trying to control a large number of doe hence “herd management “

Every morning I get up I gotta do herd management by sending out a text to my girls.

by Shade tree May 23, 2019