heldius

When you have a nice beverage after eating a 400 pound women

Luke:Dude im so tired i need a drink

Liam:Dude you just had sex with a 400 year old women, thats a heldius

by NickTheKid May 9, 2021

Heldius

Another word for retard.

Dude you sold 1v1 your such a heldius.

by NickTheKid May 9, 2021

Helter Selzter

The same as a case race but in place of beer you drink hard seltzer’s.

Joseph and Tommy did a Helter Selzter and they both got half way through and passed out in the same Busch.

by swampdonkey116 July 4, 2021

helltober

Helltober is most commonly known by educators and students as October. It is the end of the first grading period, the time when the midterm is delivered, when the first quarter’s grades are due, and when students and teachers’ patience with one another runs completely out.

I’ll be glad when we get through Helltober.

by Androgynous One November 1, 2021

HELD OVER AS A DICK

You want to SUCK A DICK so badly in the LEGAL like a movie that is EXCELLENT which they continue to show despite it's planned showing time is suppose to end.

No matter how much I COAX and WHEEDLE , DICK I am I cannot as I am HELD OVER AS A DICK and I cannot get any BLOW JOBS anywhere to perform but hey the bright side is at least I know I am not the only one that has a virtually non existent quite small FELLATIO RATIO.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 11, 2021

helit

A combination of the words "hella" and "lit". Usually used by 15 y/o on tiktok tryna be smth.

Damn bro, this new song is helit!
I know, right? Its straight fire!

by that one fish October 6, 2021

helithaya

A simple guy with 0 luck when it comes to girls.
Funny looking person with a certain type of talent that most of the people don't have.
Good with handcrafted stuff and creativity.
Often used to mark a guy who gets friendzoned a lot

He's good but she rejected him. He must be a helithaya

by Jhonny Silverhand November 21, 2021