the hanks 

Anything that ailing you, baby.

Dis here will get the hanks off ya, playah.

the hanks by Steven Moseley December 31, 2007

Tom Hanks 

The most talented actor ever to live. Not only is he a great actor but he is also very modest and sincere in real life. Some of his most well-received movies have been: Forrest Gump, Philadelphia, Cast Away, Toy Story, and Saving Private Ryan. Anyone who doesn't like his acting or think he is a bad actor does not know what they are talking about. He has been married to the same woman for the last 25 years which is amazing for someone that famous. I prefer him in the movie You've got mail.

Ignoramus: Tom Hanks is a sucky actor.

Intellectual: Why?

Ignoramus: He seems retarded.

Intellectual: Not many "retards" are actors whose movies have grossed over 3 billion dollars. Plus, even when he plays a "retard" in Forrest Gump he is still somewhat smart and loveable. :)

Tom Hanks by psychology nerd July 12, 2011

Hawk Mothing 

The consistent act of trying to get a threeso-- er, revive your dead wife.

Bro, will Gabriel have both Emilie AND Natalie. He's Hawk Mothing heavy...

Hawk Mothing by Consent Matters July 13, 2021

Snow hawk 

A strip of snow left down the center of the roof of a person's vehicle. Either because they are too short to reach it, or just too damn lazy. Resembles the Mo~hawk hairstyle.

There was so much snow on his car that George gave up clearing it off and he left a big old snow hawk.

Snow hawk by ~ Ms Fran ~ December 24, 2008

Stephen Hawked 

The ability to be so high you can't walk and your voice sounds funny.

I was so Stephen Hawked last night.

Stephen Hawked by PatMac42 February 4, 2010

Sarah hawkins 

Transsexual. Mrs Cigo with big black penis. Holden poon. Embodiement of a serious computer fetish

Hard drive- Sarah hawkins
'Look its Sarah hawkins' josh turns and storms away with gargantuan steps. His girlfriend trails behind him quiet. Josh then turns on the computer . The skype chat begins yet the two remain in silence, three hours pass and after relentless hours of battlefield and silence they end the skype call. The first date is over. And josh looks at the blank screen, the manga porn comes on.....Saturday night success.
Velma proceeds and after a furious amount of nugget and cartoon porn masturbation puts on the gigs and begins the day with a big bowl of social anxiety.....

#velma 2014

Sarah hawkins by DJ rawfilthMcNuggetSUpernOOdle February 6, 2014

Bacon Hawk 

A majestic hawk with bacon for wings. It was created by Destery and Nathan of the DesandNate YouTube channel.

Steven: Look uncle Destery, it's a bacon hawk!
Destery: I don't give a rat's tooth. Shutup Steven!

Bacon Hawk by notdesandnate July 17, 2012