noun, a person who's love for collecting vinyl makes them morally bankrupt and without bounds.Tim did
Tim gave a guy a Dutch Rudder, an upper decker double blumkin, and received a strawberry shortcake in exchange for a mint condition 1984 Agent Orange 7" in lieu of the $8 asking price, he is a real record playah.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.