don't hate, appreciate

What most of the people on this site should do.

by Diego October 2, 2003

Hate wank

To masturbate furiously in a mental state of self-loathing.

"My life is so pointless, I have nothing else to do so I'm gonna retreat to my pissy little bedroom and have a HATE WANK."

by spyanuk October 2, 2005

Hate Beat

When one masturbates and is unhappy with their life all at the same time, they basically want to kill themselves in the middle of masturbation.

Jeff failed his test today and his girlfriend broke up with him because he wanted to felch her, he will probobly hate beat tonight hard core style.

by Joker Jay February 12, 2009

hate job

When one gives a passionate hate-derived blowjob.

Ellie hates Kyle, but found him hot, so she got drunk and gave him a hate job.

by Nikc July 26, 2014

hate jizz

An act of cumming as a means of revenge.

Guy one: "That Danielle is such a bitch!"
Guy two: "I know, I hate jizzed on her scarf last night!"

by Aqua Seamus January 23, 2016

Hate Boner

When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.

Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)

Person 1: fuck you

Person 2: fuck you too ;)

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)

by LoliBait March 13, 2022

Bob Hate

The hater of all; envious of things he cannot achieve nor have. Absolutley no skills in capcom.

Why u all Bob hate son'?

by Stu40 February 16, 2009