blood hammock

Pad/sanitary napkin

'I got my period!! Anyone got a spare blood hammock?'

by snapex February 25, 2010

banana hammock

*not for sleeping in*

a male garment used to hold the "hardboys"

Crap, this banana hammock is riding up my ass.

by matty matt matt January 12, 2007

Balloon Hammock

The act of blowing air in to the urethra and inflating the testicles. The subject, then spreads his scrotal sack between his index finger and thumb creating an approximate 2-3" gap between each finger. The female party rests her chin upon said scrotum sack and rests for several hours.

I can't believe Sally was willing to give Billy such a serious balloon hammock in front of the entire family during Thanksgiving dinner, she must have slept for like three or four hours!

by Boooooey November 6, 2011

banana hammock

Banana Hammock. When a guy penetrates the clitorous of a woman to the point of extreme inflamation, therefore- a banana hammock is present between the "lips" of the vagina, resulting in a bulge in ones bathing suit trunks. Banana Hammock.

1)Damn, dude that pussy's poppin....literally.
2) do do di do do BANANA HAMMOCK

by Ivarrrrrrr April 16, 2009

hooter hammock

a stretchy shirt that cradles each boob and has a glittery, gaudy medallion in the middle

The real housewives of Orange County have hooter hammocks in every imaginable color.

Did you see the hooter hammock Gretchen had on last episode?

by Dignme1 March 10, 2009

cock hammock

cock hammock: a hammock specialy fabricated to prevent a mans large wang from falling onto the possibly dirty ground. these used to just be in swimsuits but now are in athletic wear aswell.

"glad i've got a cock hammock so my shit wont drag on the ground" -various

by Beezleboss July 27, 2008

banana hammock

a phrase used between guys to tell one another to check out one girl or another

hey vince banana hammock at 5 o'clock

by jack meoff January 12, 2007