mouse hammock

A kotex, feminine pad.

Hey, does anyone have an extra "mouse hammock?"

by Kelly Frith February 24, 2007

banana hammock

a name brand of a men's g-strings ussually worn by strippers but designed for the more well endowded.

The dancers at the club were all wearing banana hammocks.

by R11pilot January 12, 2007

Hammocked

making plans and not executing it at all

"damn, we just got hammocked, he didnt even show up to his own plan tf dude" *cough john -C.L

by lamchop916 November 2, 2011

fanny hammock

A ladies under garment commonly known as the good old thong.

Look at that woman's fanny hammock peeping out from under her pussy pelmet.

by lou369 June 1, 2006

roasted hamhocks

The vaginal lips of a female that have been severly beaten and over-cooked then blackened to a charbroiled crisp due to years of extensive abuse while trickin te track.

There go that nasty ass lunch lady from school. Ya " I heard her shit smells likes roasted hamhocks."

by ruffridin4247 January 8, 2010

rat hammock

a womans sanitary napkin

Honey--when you go to the store--can you pick me up a box of rat hammocks?

Uh..what???

by amadeus April 7, 2005

hemlock

when a female is giving a blumpkin for so long the male gets a hemorrhoid and the female jaw locks once then jaw is unlocked the male then squirts the excess hemorrhoid juice on her face.

man last night suck me and my girlfriend lost track of time and got hemlocked

by weeee112344 September 25, 2011