Neil Hamburger is the World's #1 Funny Man. He has opened up for many famous people like Tenacious-D and has been a host on Kimmel.
A few of Neil Hamburger's jokes:
Why did Ronald McDonald have sex with his sister?
Because his judgment was impaired from all those years of eating junk food.
What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John and a Saber tooth Tiger?
I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your ass.
Why did Ronald McDonald have sex with his sister?
Because his judgment was impaired from all those years of eating junk food.
What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John and a Saber tooth Tiger?
I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your ass.
by Boo-yah Grandpa February 28, 2007
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The hamburgrip is when you place your fingertips on your testicles and then roll the penis in between them. You then turn your testes and penis at a 90 degree angle forming a delicious meat sandwich resembling a hamburger.
by chardrice December 30, 2007
Get the hamburgrip mug.A mischievous or raucous behavior or activity. Has connotations to drinking due to it's use of the word "daiquiri."
Also, a ham shaped hat, can be used as an insult for ugly head wear.
Alternative spellings: Hamdackery
Synonyms: Tomfoolery, haberdashery, oafishness.
Also, a ham shaped hat, can be used as an insult for ugly head wear.
Alternative spellings: Hamdackery
Synonyms: Tomfoolery, haberdashery, oafishness.
What sort of hamdaiquiri is going on around here?!
The actor's performance was upstaged by hamdackery of his co-star.
What bit of hamdackery is on your head?
The actor's performance was upstaged by hamdackery of his co-star.
What bit of hamdackery is on your head?
by Kasca April 18, 2010
Get the Hamdaiquiri mug.A cheeseburger in which the cheese was an after-thought. The cheese is placed on the patty after it is cooked, but before the top of the bun is placed on the hamburger, as opposed to the cheese being melted onto the patty while still on the grill (cheeseburger).
You: Excuse me waitress, I ordered a cheeseburger. This is clearly a hamburger with cheese.
Waitress: What's the difference?
You: Look it up on urban dictionary, skank.
Waitress: What's the difference?
You: Look it up on urban dictionary, skank.
by werdo terdo May 12, 2010
Get the hamburger with cheese mug.To be completely robbed of a good app experience by a "hamburger" menu in a mobile app due to feature obfuscation.
by appdesignfail July 2, 2014
Get the hamburgerlered mug.A Hamburger hug is usually between three people, usually your friends or family, and happens when two people perform a regular hug and you or a friend, include yourself into the hug by hugging one of the two people each other, tus it becomes a hamburger hug as one person is being hugged in the middle (the pattie) and two people are hugging on the outside (the bread).
Try to imagine 3 people, two people regular hugging and one person in the middle.
1. My two besties, Christie and Joline were hugging and I gave Christie a hug from behind and yelled "HAMBURGER HUG!". Christie was like the pattie, and Joline and I were the like the bread.
Now the Thrid Wheeler is included! YAY!
1. My two besties, Christie and Joline were hugging and I gave Christie a hug from behind and yelled "HAMBURGER HUG!". Christie was like the pattie, and Joline and I were the like the bread.
Now the Thrid Wheeler is included! YAY!
by SomeChuppy July 24, 2014
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